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meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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thatfunnyblog:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

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dumbfricker:

reasons 2 date me

  • i run a sick ass blog

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psychofactz:

More?

psychofactz:

More?

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"Come wrap your body around mine."

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thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

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